How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting?

You only need one nail to hold up a picture.

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Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

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What's the difference between a black dad and a elevator?

A elevator can raise a kid

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."