How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the invisible man turn down the job?

He couldn't see himself doing the work

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Gallon Jokes More Gallon Jokes

What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."