About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You don't need to, they'll tell you
Cancer can get jobs
She had harp failure.
When there's a stripper in front of you.
An elevator can raise a child.
demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.
She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
I don't know, I'm in a coma.
A barrel organ.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
