How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

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How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

Why don't the police protest against BLM?

Because they have jobs.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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What about over there?

she said. "I can't," I replied, "It says between 1 and 9 only." "Well, why is that stopping you " "I'm 23."

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

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What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

What did the gallon of pasteurized milk say to the other?

No homo."