About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse.
Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.
My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB
When there's a stripper in front of you.
Raise MY hand!
She replied: "with scissors of course."
Not yet," she replied
Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!
No homo."
A barrel organ.
