How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job?

A man who is outstanding in his field.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

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What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

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What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What do a gallon of milk and the city of Carthage have in common?

Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.