What's a bicyclists favorite letter?

A! (hands raised up)

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What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

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How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States

Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.