Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.