Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"

Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own?

He made the mistake of going to a barbecue with the Bionic Man and the Blonic Woman.