Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

What's the difference between a virgin and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb.

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

What does a baker say when he/she makes a mistake?

Dough!"