Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

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What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."