Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Why do we never take the time to thank mislabeled concrete?

It's mistaken for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.