Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

Why is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson always so sad?

Everyone takes him for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.