Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."

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Granite Jokes More Granite Jokes

What did the limestone say to the geologist?

Don't take me for granite!

Why did Mrs. Quartz divorce Mr. Quartz?

He took her for granite.

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes?

Xu wong

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !