Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What do you call Kurt Russel playing an archaeologist?

Kurt Fossil

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.