Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

When is the best time to play racquet sports?

Ten-ish.

What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

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Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Marble Jokes More Marble Jokes

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.