What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

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What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)