What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

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How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.