What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off?

One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

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Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.