Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

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What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are . (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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He just couldn't grasp it.

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What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet