Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

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Why did 10 go missing?

Because 9/11.

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What did the horse say when he fell down?

I've fallen and I can't giddyup.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.