Coma Toe Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

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Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why did Microsoft skip to windows 10?

Because 7 8 9.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.