What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why does the nudist always go to bed early?

Because he never sleeps in much!

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

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Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Sheet Jokes More Sheet Jokes

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!