What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.