What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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What do you call a deaf chick in bed?

Anything you want

How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?

Velrow

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What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What's better than a violin on your bed?

A fiddle between the sheets

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How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"