How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

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Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What do you call a special needs sheep that got turned into a blanket?

A down comforter.

Antifreeze Jokes More Antifreeze Jokes

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.