How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!

Previous Random Joke Next
Blanket Jokes More Blanket Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Antifreeze Jokes More Antifreeze Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How do you make antifreeze?

Take away her blanket!