What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.