What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

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What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

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What's the worst gift to give to an anti-vaxxer?

Blankets.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.