Well plaid.
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They lost two towers
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
they are missing two towers.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
C4
It's stale, mate."
they smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate."
bettas
The size of the tip.
The waiter says "Some are suger, Summersalt"
The door.
You go Soul-searching.
They might be cheetahs!
It's skirts versus shins.
The pawn shop.
Because they were mated.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.
Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
He was afraid to go down the tracks.
