Well plaid.
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They lost two towers
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
they are missing two towers.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
C4
It's stale, mate."
they smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate."
Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.
Darth Vader.
The prawn.
He prawned everything !
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
Stop laughing and reload.
Prison food
A New Zealander
USB.
Using imperial units.
Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.
No one knows it's never happened.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
A Cheetah.
