Well plaid.
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They lost two towers
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
They're short 2 towers.
Because he's dead.
He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.
They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen
The latter is a group of cunning runts.
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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Cheers, mate.
Chessturbation.
They keep saying check, mate.
Because they don't have 2 towers.
It's only check, mate
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
they are missing two towers.
Because they don't know how to defend their towers.
C4
It's stale, mate."
they smack my bishop
Shrekmate.
They think all the white pieces are kings.
Check, matey.
He has so many Bishops!
Cause they lack the towers.
It's the only chance they have to mate.
That's check, mate."
Disney Movies still touch kids
What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.
East Timor
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.
He used the Hookshot!
If you conceive something, they can execute it.
The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.
Johnny Cash.
Night moooves. Sorry...
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
Not being retarded
The prawn.
Because they're shellfish.
