Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

You might also enjoy:

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Charity Jokes More Charity Jokes

Why don't crabs give to charity?

Because they are shellfish

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.