Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

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Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

Why don't crabs give to charities?

They are shellfish.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department