Prawn Jokes

What is the worst piece in undersea chess?

The prawn.

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Why don't prawns give to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

House Jokes More House Jokes

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

What do you call an incredibly well-dressed punk?

The Speaker of the House

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

Why did (do?

cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them