What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What did Mike Meyers say to Eddie Murphy after Eddie bought him a brand new Mercedes?

DANKE!"

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What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer