What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

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Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?

A: A Dinosaucer

What vehicle does a baker drive?

A Winnebagel