What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did i buy a black phone?

So it would run faster!!

Why buy expensive fireworks when you can make your own with ordinary household chemicals?

I said, and the other patients in the ER agreed.

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What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar