What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.