What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What is the difference between a gorilla and Michael Jackson?

One of them got shot for touching a kid.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men?

A warden

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

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Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department