What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

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Why don't black cops shoot unarmed white kids?

Because they'd get in trouble.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department