What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What keyboard shortcut do the elderly have the most trouble with?

Ctrl+P

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Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department