What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Secret Service Jokes More Secret Service Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department