Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!