Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did the lead acid battery have to tell the truth?

Because if it didn't it would be Li-ion.

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

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What would you say about someone who li kes to tell cancer jokes?

That he has a sense of tumor (Courtesy of twitter.com/sorryforthelolz)

Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!