One less drunk.
One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
A bargain
Patti O'Furniture
An Irish funeral has one less drunk.