What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What is the difference between a wife's argument and a knife?

A knife has a point.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What is an Irish 7 course meal?

A six pack and a potato

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.