What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral?

There's one less drunk.