What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.