What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

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What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Which has less drunks: an Irish wedding or an Irish funeral?

An Irish funeral has one less drunk.