What's the difference between an Irish wake and an Irish wedding?

One less drunk.

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What's the difference between an Alto and a Tenor?

The Tenor doesn't have hair on his back.

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How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between an Irish Funeral and an Irish Wedding?

One less drunk person.