What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

Whats black and isn't working?

Black lives matter.

Dead People Jokes More Dead People Jokes

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board