What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Sleep in the wardrobe.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Because he wanted just ice.

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Shiver me timbers!

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."