What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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You just walk into it

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

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What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!