Dead People Jokes

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Where do dead people buy their cigarettes?

At the coroner store.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!