Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks?

The Just-Ice League.

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Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

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Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.