Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

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What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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How to spot an idiot at the gym?

They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.