Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

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A large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What is Batman's least favorite TV channel?

The Family Channel.

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Because they like Poles.

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Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

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A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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They've both got ice on the inside.

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They put a water bottle where the Pringles go.

Why did batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.