Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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How do you know a woman is wearing tights?

Her knees swell up when she farts.

Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

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Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom?

A: To keep the swelling down.

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'