How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag ?

You take the "F" out of way.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.