How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C

Where's your cue?

She said, "It's after the C."

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.