How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

Which of these three does not belong: (A) a lobster, (B) a flounder, or (C) a Korean man who has just been run over by a bus?

The answer is (B) a flounder. The other two are crushedAsians.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Who's driving ?

Immigration. (ICE)

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

What gets easier to pick up, the more it weighs?

Women

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.