Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

Which number confuses people?

82

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.