Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused?

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

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