Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

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Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

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Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?

The sphinxster ....