Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

How do you confuse a retard?

Say "purple".

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How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

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What do you call a stubborn Egyptian?

In denile

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.