What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Why was the Egyptian queen so grumpy?

Because, she was on her pyramid!

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"