What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

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What do you call an Egyptian back-doctor?

A Cairo-practor.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

How do choo choo train go down many mountain?

It go "TOOT" then thomas Tank gives tug

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"