What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.