What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

What do you do if you see a space man?

Park your car man.

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What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.