What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Why did the headless chicken cross the road?

Cause he was supposed to be-headed to the other side

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What kind of bee can't be understood ?

A mumble bee !

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.