What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

Offer Jokes More Offer Jokes

Why did the Pokemon Company offer me a role in their upcoming TV Series?

So they could Starmie.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'