What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).

What do you call empathetic bovine?

understand bull

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.