What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

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Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

Fog

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What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

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Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

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Why don't u share a bed?

cried Baby Bear.

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

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Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on