What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have any tattoos of Mexicans.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need working in the kitchen?

Just Juan.

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Highlander Jokes More Highlander Jokes

Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.