What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"

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What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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What does a Mexican magician use?

A magic Juan

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Why does Highlander 2 exist?

There can only be one.

How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.