Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What do you get if you fill a suburb full of Mermen?

Prawn crackers.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why did the Australian pirate refuse lunch?

Because he had Somalia.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

What are the best funny fake names you know?

I submit - Craven Moorehead