Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes?

Errorist

What do you call a Muslim pilot?

An Airrab.

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

What do Nascar and a Kinko's dumpster have in common?

They're both filled with white trash. -&y

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop?

A joggernaut.

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)