Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

What does a Muslim redneck wear?

A murka

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

because they all refused to make sandwiches.

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit