Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.