Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

What is the only type of alcohol muslims are allowed to drink?

TAKBEER!

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Allah Jokes More Allah Jokes

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Submit Jokes More Submit Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!