Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
A kid who loves halalpenos
Tickle the goat under it's chin.
They are both in bread.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
Goats
Allah take the flight controls
They refuse to integrate.
They're afraid of getting owned
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Submitting a stool sample.