How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What does Jesus say when someone cuts his call?

Hello.. Hello..? Lama sabachthani?!

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart