How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"