How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

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Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.

What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus