Allah take the flight controls
Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.
Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
People got lit and turnt.
Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
Post-Hummus
Vanilla Isis
