How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why did Mary and Joseph's WIFI get hacked?

Because Jesus WEPt.

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL