How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around?

He got *nailed*.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak