How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck. I'm sorry.

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What Did The Muslim Terminator Say?

Allah Be Back.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What do you call a cowshed in Arabic?

A Mubarak