What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Ramsay Bolton.

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How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Rock Roll Jokes More Rock Roll Jokes

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.