What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What did one Christmas ornament say to the other Christmas ornament?

Let's hang.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

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Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out

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What's Sisyphus' least favourite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.