Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

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