Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) ...not Sarah.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What's black and white black and white black and white?

A nun rolling down a hill.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.