Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the gang-banger say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes.

What do you get when two Samoans Fall off a couch?

Tufaloffahsofa

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!