Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

What's the difference between falling from the 1st and 10th floor?

Falling from the 1st floor: SPLAT! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Falling from the 10th floor: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SPLAT!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.