Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you do if an epileptic falls in your swimming pool?

Throw in your laundry.

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you make a Swiss Roll?

Push him down a hill. BONUS: How do you make French Wine? Invade.

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Where did Sally go during the explosion?

Everywhere!

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.