What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What did the polite bacteria say to the mouth?

GingINVITEus in!

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!