What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do pothead barbarians say when 420 rolls around?

420 raze it!

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.