What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill?

A: Because he was dead.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Who's there ! Adolf ! Adolf who ?

Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.