What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

An elephant !

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.