What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is both a short shopping list, and a potential Chinese luxury automobile?

Rolls * Rice

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?

Because he drank it before it was cool.

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

Daisy Jokes More Daisy Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.