Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

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Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!