Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

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Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!