Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

General Jokes More General Jokes

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee

Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies