Where do generals keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Where does the general keep his armies?

In his sleevies! tee hee