Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead annnnnnnnttt.

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

How many volunteers do we have for the army?

384 sir" "okay round them up" "400 sir"

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.