Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What do you call an army of gorilla soldiers?

Boko Harambe.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Where did the general put his armies?

In his SLEEVIES!!!