Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

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Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Sleevie Jokes More Sleevie Jokes

Where do kings keep there armies?

In their sleevies.

Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.