Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

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Why do Avon ladies walk funny?

because their lipstick

What do The Walking Dead and Fast &amp Furious have in common?

dead walkers

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What was the aardvark's favorite Lady Gaga song?

Just Ants. Credit: My friend, the PUNisher.

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Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar