Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

How is "Shark spotted swimming off the coast" news worthy?

Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Where do ants keep their armies?

in their sleevies

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.