Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Previous Random Joke Next

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.