Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.