Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

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Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.