Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.

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They're afraid of the shots.

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Donald, Duck!

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To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why did President Kennedy never get drunk?

He wasn't very good at taking shots.