What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

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Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher