What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

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Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's the smallest thing in the universe?

A pebble caught between the wrinkle of a flea's ball.

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What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.