What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.