What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

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What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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Why Do Scottish people wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper go down a mile away.

What has over a hundred teeth and keeps back Godzilla?

my zipper!