What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many pregnant women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.