What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

How do you know when your dog is a bad hot dog?

When it's pure bread.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

Chance Jokes More Chance Jokes

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!