What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

What if Stephen hawking was the real slim shady?

but we would never know because he couldn't stand up

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Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What is the chance we are alone in the universe?

Professor: Astronomical.

Stretch Jokes More Stretch Jokes

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!