What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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Which dinosaur was the hardest to find?

the Steganosaurus! And do you know why ...because it was encryptid!

How many french men does it take to conquer Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

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What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!