What are the chances you know an Olympic gymnast??

A stretch

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What's the darkest joke you know?

I've always been a fan or dark humor, so, what's the darkest joke you know. no boundaries, no getting offended. please don't downvote anyone because you find it offensive, that's life, get over it.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

What did the Olympic size swimming pool say to the kiddie pool?

I can't be your friend anymore you're just too shallow!

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

Why do proctologists like Facebook?

It's another chance to look up old friends.

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What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far