What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.