What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs