What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

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What's better than winning the Paralympic gold medal?

Not being in the Paralympics

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs