What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is the name of a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Paralympic Jokes More Paralympic Jokes

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

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Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.