How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

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How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

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Who'd win in a wresting match?

Lemmy or God " "Trick question. Lemmy IS God."-Air Heads RIP Lemmy.

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

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What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics?

Gopher gold.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!