What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.