What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What has a bottom on top?

A leg.

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When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs