What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

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Who has more testicles?

contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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What's better than winning a Silver Medal at the Paralympics?

Not being disabled.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being