What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

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One of it's legs is a little smaller.

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Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.