What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Who won the Battle of the Bulge?

The guy with the bulge in his sock ...

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What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver?

Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old....

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having two legs

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being