What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Who is going to win tonight's presidential election?

The Voyager Probe, speeding away from Earth at 38,000 mph.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.