Because he always came in a little behind.
They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Because he was inuit to win it
One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.
Another pops up.
Walking.
Not being retarded