Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What does Jerry Jones do after winning the Super Bowl?

Gives the X Box back to grandkids

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes