Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?

C'mon, it's not hard...

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What is a misogynist?

A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

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What did Ryan Lochte name his Gold medal?

GoldiLochtes

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.