Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.