Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

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What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded