What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

What do you call a comatose Pope?

esteemed vegetable.