What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

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Why did prince Oxygen inherit the throne after the king died?

Because he was the rightful heir

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

What's a balloon's least favorite music?

Pop.

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What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal