How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

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What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.