How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook?

She Peedherpants

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How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.