How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

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What are a redneck's last two words before dying ?

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What is with 2016?

It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. sorry not sorry

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What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor?

Dead Pan.

What was the former name of captain Hook?

Captain Hand

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.