What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

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How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.