What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's a metaphor?

Winning the game tournament!

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What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.