What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

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Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

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