What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

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Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!