What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They're married.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.