What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What do you call the cool, terroristy Muslims?

Radical Islam

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.