What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

What's the one thing missing from the offensive jokes on r/jokes?

Karma, Whores.

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What's Lance Armstrong's favorite pen brand?

Uniball. What's a Muslim's favorite pen Arab Bic. What's a deaf-mute's favorite pen Pentel.

What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot?

Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another.

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What did you do?

Genocide. You " "I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook." - Conversations in Hell

How selfish am I?

Circus peanuts and black licorice are my favorite candies just so I never have to share.