A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
Nothing, she's fine
Carrion.
Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you
while their kids were like, "What's a record
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
A BiPolaroid
Photos-in-the-seas!"
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Andromedary