What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the only thing more permanent than a Sharpie marker?

A STD.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

What kind of jeans does mario wear ?

Denim denim denim

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

Why do Canadian cops not need to wear body cameras?

Because Tim Hortons already has cameras!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.