What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.