What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

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What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What kind of money do they use on superman's home planet?

Kryptocurrency

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What would the most depressing game show be?

Biggest Loser: All-Stars.

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Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."